movies Cap's Movie Reviews

The grading scale is: excellent, good, average, OK, poor, and terrible.


Story Acting Imagery Music Overall



Normal - Tom Wilkinson, Jessica Lange, Hayden Panettiere
A man, husband and father, after 25 years of marriage, had to change his gender.
Good Excellent Average Average B-

Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl - Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush
The Disneyland ride turned into a colorful movie.
Excellent Excellent Excellent Good A-

Seabiscuit - Tobey Macquire, Jeff Bridges, Chris Cooper, William H. Macy
The story of the legendary 1930's, diminutive horse with incredible heart.
Excellent Excellent Good Good B+

Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blond - Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Sally Field
The second in the series of pink, mindless, silly movies.
Average Average Average Good C

X-Men United - Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Rebecca Stamos
The second in the Marvel Comics movie stories of the X-men mutants.
Good Good Excellent Average B

The Matrix - Reloaded - Keanu Reeves, Samuel L. Jackson
The second installment of the series takes Neo to the next level of the battle.
Good Good Excellent average B-

Bruce Almighty - Jim Carrey, Jennifer Anniston, Morgan Freeman, Catherine Bell
Interesting twist of what if you were God as only Jim Carrey can play.
Good Good Good Good B

Undisputed - Wesley Snipes, Vic Raines, Robert Falk
Heavy weight boxing match in a prison venue.
Poor OK Average OK D

The Hunted - Tommy Lee Jones, Benicio Del Toro, Connie Nielsen
The hunter becomes the hunted in this intriguing action movie.
Excellent Good Excellent Good B

Hollywood Homicide - Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett, Lena Olin
An aging plus a rookie Hollywood homicide detectives balance external conflicts.
Average Average Good Average C+

Levity - Billy Bob Thornton, Morgan Freeman, Holly Hunter, Kirsten Dunst
The road to redemption is often a bumpy and confused path.
Average Excellent Average Good C+

View from the Top - Gwyneth Paltrow, Mike Meyers, Christina Applegate, Kelly Presston
Dreams are not always what they seem as a young woman discovers.
Average Good Average OK C

City by the Sea - Robert De Niro, Frances McDormand, James Franco
The life trial of an estranged father & son entangled with a murder.
Good Good Average Average C+

K-PAX - Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, Alfrey Woodard
A mystery investigated by a psychiatrist of a professed extraterrestrial traveler.
Excellent Excellent Good Average B-

Open Range - Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner, Michael Jeter, Michael Gambon
INtegrity, commitment and loyalty amid a range war in 1882 Montana.
Excellent Good Excellent Good B+

The Life of David Gale - Kevin Spacey, Kate Winslet, Laura Linney, Gabriel Mann
An odd thriller twisted around and through the death penalty in Texas.
Good Excellent Good Good B

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey
Growing from mutual diversion, a love story grows. Cute.
Good Good Good Good B

Bringing Down the House - Steve Martin, Queen Latifa, Eugene Levy
An interesting twist on the rags-to-riches from the extremes of human relationships.
Good Good Average Good B-

Punch Drunk Love - Adam Sandler
Finally, a movie worse than Raising Arizona.
Terrible Poor Terrible Poor F- (p u)

Gangs of New York - Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day Lewis, Cameron Diaz
Martin Scorcesse's epic story of the mean streets of New York City in the mid-1800's.
Excellent Excellent Good Good B+

Gods & Generals - Robert Duvall, Stephen Lang, Jeff Daniels, Mira Sorvino
The men of the Civil War from Manassas to Chancellorsville.
Excellent Good Good Excellent B+

Basic - John Travolta
Military and ex-military conspiracy intrigue full of twist and turns.
OK Average Good Average C+

The Italian Job - Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton
Honor among thieves as they chase the gold.
Excellent Good Excellent Excellent B+

The Hours - Nicole Kidman, Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, Ed Harris
Three lives in different generations intertwined in the words of Virginia Woolf.
Average Excellent Excellent Good B-

Tears of the Sun - Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci, Cole Hauser, Tom Skerritt
A Spec Ops team gains a conscience as they seek the rescue a stranded doctor.
Average Average Good Average C

About Schmidt - Jack Nicholson, Kathy Bates, Hope Davis, Dermot Mulroney
The stuggles of a recent retiree/widower to get a grip on his life.
Good Excellent Average Average C+

The Pianist - Adrien Brody, Emilia Fox, Thomas Kretschmann, Maureen Lipman
The survival of a Polish Jewish pianist during the German occupation of Warsaw.
Excellent Good Good Excellent B+

The Panic Room - Jodie Foster, Forrest Whitaker, Dwight Yocum
A psychological thriller centered on a mother & daughter resistance of home intrusion.
Excellent Good Good Good B

Analyze That - Robert DeNiro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow, Joe Viterelli
The 2nd installment of the odd intersection of psycho-analysis & organized crime.
Good Good Good Good B

The Recruit - Al Pacino, Colin Farrell, Briget Moynahan
Nothing is at it seems. A young recruit confronts the ambiguities of covert operations.
Excellent Good Good Excellent B

Catch Me If You Can - Leonardo Di Caprio, Tom Hanks
Loose fictionalization of an actual con artist who eludes the FBI for some time.
Good Good Average Average C+

Just Married - Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy
The poor guy, rich girl honeymoon comedic twists & turns.
Average OK Average Average C-

Two Weeks Notice - Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant
A rather corney attempt at something similar to Nottinghill.
Average Average Average Good C

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider - Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Noah Taylor
The fantasy story and video game comes to life in the delightful body of Angelina Jolie.
Good Average Excellent Good B-

Anger Management - Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei
An odd reverse psychology comedy surrounding a meek, passive man.
Good Average Average Good C+

Murder by Numbers - Sandra Bullock, Ben Chaplin, Ryan Gosling, Michael Pitt
A female forensic detective is consumed by her work against psychotic teens.
Good Good Good Good B-

Shallow Hal - Gywneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander
The comedic parody on beautiful is only skin deep or real beauty comes from within.
Average Average Average Good C

Dreamcatcher - Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Tom Sizemore
Stephen King's combat with extraterrestrials novel transformed to the screen.
Average Average Good Excellent C+

Antwone Fisher - Derek Luke, Joy Bryant, Denzel Washington, Salli Richardson
The autobiographical screenplay of his struggle against childhood neglect and abuse.
Excellent Excellent Good Good B+

BEST: Lord of the Rings - Two Towers - Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen
The 2nd installment of J.R.R. Tolkein's classic fantasy epic.
Excellent Excellent Excellent Excellent A-

Cowboy Up - Kiefer Sutherland, Marcus Thomas, Daryl Hannah, Molly Ringwald
A country love story wrapped up in a professional bull riders' life.
Average Average Average Average C

Enough - Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell, Juliette Lewis, Noah Wylie
Wife abuse got a few steps to far and the empowerment of survival.
Excellent Good Good Average B-

Dances with Wolves (1990) - Kevin Costner, Graham Greene, Mary McDowell
The glorious story of the Great Plains when it was still wild -- the standard of measure.
Excellent Excellent Excellent Excellent A+ Cap's favorite


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